Manchester United's 29 Unbeaten Games Streak Broken By Wolves: I Need Vaseline For Myself

What a way to end 29 unbeaten games streak: a defeat at the hand of a bottom-table team. Not just any bottom, it is the most bottom of the table! From what I can see, sloppy defending and haram jadah passing were the reason behind the blasphemy. Even though Nani managed to put Manchester United at the front in just three minutes, the game totally belonged to Wolves.

It could have been worse but nevertheless, I'm so disappointed. I'm so buying Vaseline for myself tomorrow.

P/S: Recap report available here.
[Image credit: Steve Calcott, used under Creative Commons license]

Spesel Delivery For Arsenal Sapotters

‎To the tune of The Beatles' While My Guitar Gently Weeps

I look at The Gun-ners,
See so much butt-hurt-ism,
While I loud-ly shout for Newcastle...*insert guiatr riff*

From 4-0 behind in 1st half to equalizing the score by full time, Newcastle United was full of win just now. Enjoy the Vaseline, Gunners. I'm sure you need it. XD

P/S: Recap report available here.
[Image credit: Steve Calcott, used under Creative Commons license]

Me Gusta: Nike Dunk Low “Year of the Bunny” by SBTG Preview

For me, shoes are meant to be worn; not to be displayed inside a display box but of course, there are always exceptions and the upcoming Nike Dunk Low “Year of the Bunny” by the Singapore-based SBTG is definitely one of them [take a close look at it after the jump]. Am totally turned on by the fierce colors and designs especially that rabbit teeth along the heel area. RAWWWWRR

I bet it going to cost a bomb; just like any given SBTG releases [here's one example at Lowyat.NET Forums]. Nevertheless, if I ever get the chance to own one of these bunny-theme Dunk Lows, I’m still gonna rock ‘em hard…although maybe only for few times per year, lol.

[BunnySauce: Paint Or Thread via NiceKicks]

OH HUMANITY: Did The Japs Just F*cking Riced Up Lamborghnis?

LED underlights. Pumping strobes. Weird ass graphics and wordings. Overblings.

Gawd, not even a freaking Italian pedigree such as Lamborghini were spared from the hands of Japanese over the top modding culture. Local Ah Bengs can’t even get close to this...heck, Japs are the original bengs; of the highest order, foh suh.

Jump in to see the video...if you dare. Now I can’t look at a Lamborghini without imagining UNCH UNCH UNCH music and blinding strobe lights. Why la why...*facepalm*

[WTFSauce: Jalopnik]

Happy Chinese New Year: I’m Pretty Sure Birth Rate Is Going To Increase This Year

O hai folksies! First and foremost, I would like to wish Gong Xi Fa Chai to all my Chinese friends wherever you may be and for the rest, enjoy you long holidays. May this year will bring more prosperity burger and wholesome awesomeness for everybody.

So, this year is the year of rabbit eh? Somehow, I feel a bit sked. I’m not a Feng Shui Master or fortune teller [haram!] or anything but I somehow feel that this year, the birth rate will rise. When I told my friends about this, many shrugged it and asked “Come on Chap, how come birth rate will rise pulak? Not that Tongkat Ali are getting cheaper or anything...”. Ok, I was also lost at that Tongkat Ali part but yes, I really have a plausible explanation here.

Well, consider this fact: RABBIT LOVES TO HUMP. Those tiny overactive furriers pretty much hentam everything and anything to show their dominance or to mate. While that might be a normal behaviour, consider one more fact: in one single season which usually spawned over a period of 9 months, a single female rabbit can produce up to 800 children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren.

So, since this year is the year of the rabbit, I feel that rabbit-like behaviour will likely to increase. You know, to suit the theme. Hence, I rest my case.

[WabbitSauce: Wiki-Apa-Dia and Fuzzy-Rabbit. Photo: MMortAH , used under Creative Commons license]

Proton Satria Neo Heading To Japan: High Time To Open Kedai Potong Proton In Tokyo!

I bet many car affectionados out there already heard that the Japanese performance powerhouse, CUSCO, hearts the Proton Satria Neo very much and is currently preparing the car for N-Group rally drivers over at the Land for the Rising Sun to get their hands on. I predict that sooner or later, Japanese will begin to appreciate the hot hatch.

Because of that, I would like to propose this idea to smart able entrepreneurs out there: open a Proton half-cut chops shop in Japan. I mean, here in Malaysia there are so many half-cut outfit that import Japanese car parts into our country; so why not we do the same there over there eh? Ok, maybe not now, I know that there are not much variety in Proton’s Campro engine line-up. But how about when they start to deliver that turbocharged Campro engine? HE HE HE XD

I personally love Satria Neo and the Satria Neo R3 is one of my dream cars. No no no, not the current Neo CPS...pffff...what I want is a full fledge R3 version [check out the Neo R3 Concept test video right after the jump]. Say whatever you want lah about Proton, I die die oso want one. XD

[NeoSauce: Redbull’s (my housemate, not the energy drink) Facebook, Proton, CUSCO, Paul Tan, MotorStop.Asia, PlayDrive, Wiki-Apa-Dia]

Hari Wilayah Special: Nike Sportswear and Nike Athletic Dept. x Kuala Lumpur Tees

I'm true blood Selangorian there and there but I actually spent most of my time in Kuala Lumpur since it is where Lowyat.NET HQ is located and it is also pretty much the centre of everything here in this country. So, over the years my love for the city grew more and more as days went by.

Hence, I'm proud to wear these tees wherever I may be. I love Kuala Lumpur too damn much, heh.